joke of the day..

ha! ha! it certainly does gordon..chin chin..

JFMAMJJAS??? FINISH THE SEQUENCE..ENJOY

 

I warned you! get too close, and you'll get a pat on the head...

 

"Two Martinis, bitte."

"Dry?"

"Nein, I said TWO!"

 

One day a man was walking along on a sidewalk with a blonde in front of him, wearing earphones attached to a cassette player. The man said, "Hi, what are you listening to?"
no reply from the blonde. "Excuse me," he says again, "May I ask what you are listening to?" still no reply. "Ma'am?!?!" he has a feeling he was being ignored. he did not like that. he walked closer to her and yanked the earphones out of her ear, then, suddenly, she fell to the floor dead.
confused, the man held the earphones to his ear. the cassette player said:

"Breath in, Breath out, Breath in, Breath out, Breath in..."

 

bruce Lee Fan..lol..

 

This tickled me

 

"Despite the obvious benefits to the increase of the Master Race, German military planners were divided about the wisdom of issuing the troops with viagra"

 

No matter what situations life throws at you...
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem...
Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!










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You're laughing aren't you?
that's good ....... my job here is done!
Have a great day.

 

WEV'E found POPEYES MUM..lol..

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[SIZE=-1]Father O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is"
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will". [/SIZE]​

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And i found his brother he´s working as an arm wrestler in Germany!!!

 

The wife said "I made you some Belgian waffles dear!"
The son said, perplexed "What makes them Belgian?"
The Veteran father said "They Crumble under the Nazis"
"ah"