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Madonna wants to remake Casablanca

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  1. LRusso216

    LRusso216 Graybeard Staff Member

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    I also just stumbled on this thread. I hope the idea is dead in the water. It might rank as one of the worst ideas in history.
     
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  2. C.Evans

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    I haven't heard anything from the various sites I get some info from. One thing one has to wonder who she'll get to play the Bogart character? :rofl: Dennis Rodman? :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Maybe she will just be the woman who sings . . . . hmmm what would she sing? The French National Anthem won't work so what would it be?
     
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    First we had Hanoi Jane. Now Bagdad Madonna? Brilliant . . .
     
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  5. A-58

    A-58 Cool Dude

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    A remake of the uber classic???? They are going to cinematic hell for this faux paus.... A pox on all involved....
     
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  6. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    And you say you cant understand me English english at times...

    But no, surely Bogies part is just right for Lisa Minelli, the leading female could be Maddona of course but dressed in an Orks costume...Sam of course will play it again...tune will be chopsticks though and Sam will be played by Rene, Zwetig...Rene zweitel...Rene zwitz...Niclod Kidman....All roles reversed...

    Final lines....Here's looking at you kid....who the hell wants to look at you kid....A movie for the 00's...Epic in the making.
     
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  7. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    I agree with Otto & Keystone 28 (number 4 is spot on!); Plus another reason: her unimaginably gigantic ego is making her seek more attention!

    Couldn't she just marry another 20-something yo or adopt half of a third world countries children or something. Just don't ruin Casablanca!
     
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  9. Richard

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    Box office smash and clean sweep on Oscar night as well. :rolleyes:
     
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  10. ATNelson

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    Several people have alerted me about the remake on my site. I've put together a poll. Should Madonna redo Casablanca? Yes, No, or Sacrilege? Anyone can vote at:

    Victory Theater: Hollywood in World War II

    Thanks for voting! Maybe we can send Hollywood a message.

    AT Nelson
     
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  11. Richard

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    Sarcastic wit. :lol:
     
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    Maddona in Casablanca you must be bloody joking:eek: if it aint broke dont fix it Bogey, is a legend and up there for me with the Duke as one of my favourite actors.As for any chance that Maddona, might play the Bergman role well that would make me as unhappy as Guy Ritchie, when he was still with her;)
     
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  13. C.Evans

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    Knowing her reputation, I bet she would sing the famous communist song: "The Internationale."
     
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    Hi Jason, wait till you see that Coen Bros remake of True Grit--this is indeed, a VERY sad sad world. :-(
     
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    Madonna is pretty busy at the moment, shopping for a new child in Malawia.......maybe she wont have time to remake Casablanca!
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Getting a Child from Afrika?? Is she trying to emulate Angelina Jolie?? Ill give both of these airheads credit though for adopting a Child and getting said child out of their Countries versions of hell.
     
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    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    Well its not that simple Carl...she has already done it before...But they have living relatives...And the media is involved...Which makes for lots of stories good and bad over here about her buying kids...I have no view on the matter...She comes on I switch off.

    Much prefer a cup of tea and Nicol Kidman.
     
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  19. Keystone Two-Eight

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    This is a couple years old, so most likely it wont get done.Hope so anyway.

    Nah man, it's not like that at all, this is a hobby for them, like my kids playing PokeMon; "Gotta catch em all!!" If they really gave a damn, they'd each sink all the money they make out of People, US and all the other rags vying for position to take the first picture of the little shaver, and sink it right into that countries economy, along with a matching chunk of their own green. But they wont, because it's all just food to fuel their narcissism.



    But back to the initial conversation! To conclude I'd just like to say yeah, like that greasy skank could ever possibly hope to hold a candle to Ingrid Bergman.I ask you gentlemen, what say you? A classic, timeless beauty
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    Or, roller pig here.
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    It's blasphemy and sacrilege....All of it I tells you....Next thing y'all will tell me is that Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton will be Hooter's Girls next....

    "I'm shocked, shocked to know that illegal gambling is going on here!!!! Your winnings sir.... Oh, thank you very much...."




    Let's all stand together and belt out a couple of rounds of Le Marseilles and hope this all goes away!!!!
     
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