New 3 Word Story

bounce off her

 

15-inch gun,

 

which of course,

 

was 42 calibre

 

. However, this gun

 

didn't fire a

 

single pineapple pie

 

but 15" pizza's.



Guns firing a pie and pizza's. Would be fun in real life.
"Yes, and i want my pizza delivered at home"
"No problem, just give me your coordinates"

 

Preferably deep pan

(clearly "thin'n'crispy" would suffer too much damage from the cordite, but with deep-pan the topping would have a chance of surviving. Admittedly the rotation imposed by the rifling might end up scattering the topping during the trajectory, but thats just a risk we'll have to take....)

 

with extra cheese

 

3word

I note the way this thread is going, could I suggest a carol to sing along to?
"Deep Pan Crisp and Even!"
(No, I'm not entering the '3word' thread this time.)

 

but no anchovies

(they are forbidden by the Geneva Convention)

 

Pepperoni, however, can

 

be eaten with

 

great gusto. Then

(What's with the anti-anchovy stance then Rick?)

 

why worry?" asked


(I used to work at Pizza Hut. Anchovies are salty, oily, overly fishy pieces of bile.)

 

a wary warlock

(Anchovies are delicious in Puttanesca).

Bile indeed!



(The ones used by P.H might have been bile though I suppose! )

 

, who looked like

 

he was in

 

some gastric distress.

(If you load the pizza uncooked, then fire it, it will be hot and fresh, and delivered well within 30 minutes! :lol: I would think, though, that with that means of delivery, extra cheese would be mandatory, to keep it all together.

No extra charge for the random bird strike, though...)