New 3 Word Story

Beneath bitters bottles,

 

3word

containing concentrated chipmunk

 

(I think the RSPCA should get involved here!)

urine. Unfortunately Ursula

(no, no pictures this time -- its left to your imagination)

 

3word

(Sauchiehall Street stripper),

(see private email!!)

 

couldn't comfort Claire


little problem with the "3words have to have the same letters" is that we can't introduce the 3 word story classicals like the feared "Zombie hamsters" :-?

 

Quillin.

Problem solved;

Zombie (z)hamsters (z)attack.

 

3word

who was wetting

(Frederik, think of the opportunities of creating your own phrases, ie.
'hetrosexual hamsters', or even 'homosexual hamsters','Zionist Zombies','Zulu Zombies' or even 'Belgian Blasters'!!!!! then again perhaps not!)

 

her horribly hirsute

 

3word

Belgian boyfriends back!
(how did I control myself with the possibilities!!!)

 

However, horrible hairs

 

incessantly itched, intimating

 

3word

that tonsorial treatment

 

of oval ogres

 

3word

prevented permanent pregnancies!

 

Quickly quaffing quinine,

 

I pass on this one, i haven't a clue what you are saying Tom and my translation computer can't translate it :-?

 

3word

maltreating malarial mosquitos,

(Frederik, to 'quaff' is to drink, quinine you probably know, it's a medicine.)

 

then tasting Tonics

I thought it was spelled "Kinine"
Quinine is also an ingredient of tonic

 

3word

nauseating nubile nymphomaniacs!

 

Who wore wispy