Mountain fighting, at least there are no horrible insects. Being tickled until you loose control of your bladder or being punchd in the face?
Tickle. At least there is no permanent disfigurement and it will probably get the tickler to stop. Some might continue punching after the first punch! Being badgered incessently by your child or your spouse, while you are trying to catch up on your reading?
By the child...the spouses can be vicious in hiding places for books... Pirate...argghhh.. or Viking...valhaaaaalah...
To teach you must have learnt something at some point. Chessegrater to the face or Cheesegrater to the behind?
oh i've had a bad experience with a motorhome in the past and considering im about to go on a two week camping trip tent (i hope) are you a dog or cat person?