As I have both already, I'll go with more knowledge . . . . Fall in love with your best friend's spouse or your current spouse's sibling?
Crab fisherman Be the chief of police and realize that your spouse has committed a murder or your child has committed a murder (assuming you love both your child and your spouse).
spouse.....I don't agree, but you could always divorce. Family is family. The kids thing would be tough, they both would. Thanks David! Submarine or Battleship?
ballet buying: tampons/maxi-pads or being unemployed at home with the kids and wife makes the bucks??
As I have no idea what "draft excluder" means, I'll go with that. Miley Cyrus growing up to be President of the USA or you walking barefoot from Miami, FL to Seattle, WA?
Superman (after all, "Truth, Justice, and the American Way" is hard to overcome) Being a kept man for an old, ugly widow, or never having any money?
Never having money Lizzie's five minutes of fame, or Miley Cyrus' five minutes of fame(Mark my words it will end soon)