Option One or Option Two?

Got to go with the Sachmo, heard Basie did some dirt on some of his fellow black artists in the early years. That put me of him a touch even though his music was great in itself.

Benny Hill or Jackie Gleason?

 

Jackie Gleason, as a comedian, an actor and orchestra leader!

Jerry Lewis or Dean Martin?

 

Jerry Lewis of course!

pass or run....

 

run..

jack benny or bob hope..

 

bob hope,

Homer Simpson or Bart Simpson.


DOH!!.

 

homer..

winter skiing or jet skiing..

 

Winter skiing, alpine only....Nordic skiing is not fun at all!

extra points;

kick for the tie

or

two-point conversion for the win

 

It all depends on the point in the season, injuries during the game, momentum and a whole bunch of other factors but as a rule, I'll go with the extra point for the tie.

SEC or all of the other conferences?

 

Oh that's easy, SEC all the way! Nothing else matters!

Football again, with a better scenario this time....

It's 4th and long, you are up by 4 (so that means they gotta drive the length of the field for 6), you're near midfield, with just under a minute left on the clock left in the game. They have an All-American punt returner who has ripped your special team a new a$$hole all night, and he's more than ready and willing to do it again, this time for the win.

So, the question is, do you go into punt formation and hope that your special team can do it this time

or

Go into a run formation and pull the "quick kick" play out of the trick bag hoping to catch their safeties off guard so the ball can be downed deep in their territory.

 

Quick Kick

AFC or NFC?

 

NFC, that's the conference where the Saints are in....


Playboy Special Editions (all pictures, no articles)

or

regular Playboy....

 

Special for me please! It gets me laughing about that old thing "Im no perv, I buy it for the reading!"

Crown Royal or Fireball? (Chugging a quart of fireball is not wise btw)

 

crown royal..

donald or goofy..

 

donald

Minnie or Daisy?

 

daisy..

bubble gum or bubble bath..

 

bubble bath

dating: 1 girl or 3??......or skies the limit!

 

for my 1000th entry...here goes..

1,more than enough..

respirator or uppers...

 

respirator

Scrubs or Grey's Anatomy

 

Scrubs I would say.

Cracking into an untouched Atlantic wall contryside bunker, buried since D-Day from the bombardment.(Who knows whats inside.......)
or
Walking through Hurtgen forest only to fall through the ground, only to realise you fell into a log bunker. Gazing around you see 3 skeletons(Hitler Youth, Knives still in pocket). All with a bullet whole in their heads. In their hands they clutch a total of 2 Lugers and a P-38 all untouched by the elements! Taking a closer look you find some mail, a box with Grenades and an MP-40, the personal effects of an Oberst, and a Knights cross in a sealed box. But hey whats that over there! A Radio! Lightly rusted but could be easily resored. You must have stubled into a command post! Conviently you brought the pickup and a large tarp.




I know its likely that you pick number 2. But the key words for number 1 is (Who knows whats inside....)

 

Yep,#2 please


Stick or twist?
Stewy