Option One or Option Two?

What ales you, the flumonias?

Hall's tastes better, and comes in more flavors.

Strange Brew or Canadian Bacon (movies)

 

Never watch either, but Canadian Bacon for the sake of choosing

USAF Thunderbirds or RAF Red Arrows?

 

USAF Thunderbirds...

Thunderbirds or blue angles

(Bobby, I got a nasty cold, in spring! )

 

Poor girl, take two aspirins and call me in the morning....

Blue Angels

Just before a hot date;

a nasty cold or a bodacious cold sore....

 

I would rather cancel , but if no chice I say a nasty cold...as much as I hate it, i rather go for the cold than a big ass cold sore

i cannot believe i'm still conscious , I took a couple nyquils, at least 3 tablespoons (lost count) cough syrup with codeine, antibiotics, and some pain relief medicine.. that's enough to tranquil a horse... why am not feeling any better, or at least sleepy... sucks to be sick!!

anyway, back to options...

nausea or bad case of the runs?

 

Girlfriend, you needs to go sees a doctor right now!

The runs, because machine gun crapping is better that projectile vomitting.

farting or burping, which is worse in Church?

 

nah, i'm okey... slept like a baby for 10 hours. feeling better.

burping in church...farts tend to stick around, nothing worse than stinking up the place..

German sausage or polish sausage ?

to be clear, i'm refering to food....

 

Good thing you cleared that up....when you were going into such detail about your strip joint essay the other night I was thinking girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll is fixing to get DD'd....

German sausage. I tried Polish sausage in gumbo once. Not too good.

Bob and Doug McKenzie (Strange Brew) or Bill S. Preston Esquire and Theodore "Ted" Logan (the Bill & Ted movie franchise)

 

lol it was the nyquil talking lol.

 

Bob and Doug for sure!!

John Candy movies...

Canadian bacon or trains, planes or automobiles.

 

canadian bacon

Chicken fried bacon or deep fried chocolate

 

deep fried chocolate


snacking ...

sweet (chocolate, candy etc) or salty (chips, peanuts, popcorn, etc)

 

sweet-always worth it

kind of gross, but:
chocolate-dipped cockroach or cricket lollipop

 

ewww, ill do the lollipop cricket . hate seeing cockroaches let alone eat one

chocolate covered peanuts or chocolate covered raisins

 

chocolate covered peanuts

rice or pasta

 

pasta

strawberry jam or rasberry jam

 

Well, I prefer grape jam, but I'll go with strawberry to make you happy.

peanut butter, crunchy or smooth

 

smooth

hot summer day or breezy cool summer day

 

Cool summer days. It gets too hot down here.

fall or spring

 

spring

domestic cars...

chrysler or Ford ?