Option One or Option Two?

I'd use it to help the roommate out the door and down the street....Then use the rest on me!

dogs or cats

 

I had both in the Philippines, but for the sake of choosing, cats are a bit more quiet

TV game shows:

Let's Make a Deal
or
The Price is Right?

 

price is right


jeopardy or wheel of fortune

 

Jeopardy, at least you can learn something from it. The other one is mind-numbing.

strip poker or nude twister (both with mixed company of course!)

 

Strip Poker so I can undress Her slowly.Conventional or Non conventional WarFare?

 

nonconventional-a bit cheaper

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

run around naked in a Wal-Mart while screming profanities
or
light yourself on fire

 

the wal mart thing..

poker or black jack?

 

blackjack

what not to do on a date;

go to a porno movie

or

go to a boxing match

 

a porno match... boxing match wouldn't be all that bad.. if it's a good fight

for $1000 would you pose in a picture naked on the web

yes or no

 

No, gentlemen don't behave in such behavior as that, nor do they put themselves in such postions. Maybe for a million dollars though....

On a first date would you;

be yourself

or

act in a way you thought would be cool

 

oh please give me a break! But you gentlemen have no problem going to strip bars staring at women's ta ta's all night long!

Bobbby, you tried and you failed!
my good gentlemen!

okey,

as far as dating, i say be yourself.. trying to act cool can back fire



you got a bad neighbour (who's in mafia) he has loud music going on in the middle of the night, drunk and causing disturbance..

would you

call the cops ( and hope he don't figure out it's you who called
or
lose a night sleep and try to ignore the noise.

 

It's different when a gentleman goes to a "gentlemen's club" eh. Besides, it's art....

Calla de cops. I ain't a losing a nights a sleep fora nobody.

If the situation presented itself, would you;

option 1 - date someone 20 years older than you
option 2 - date someone 20 years younger than you

 

option 1 date older ...

if younger were the case i'd date an 8 yr old.. illegal and wrong. lol

if you were a jew in nazi Germany, and the nazis were rounding up you and all the jews up,

would you

kill yourself, before they do
or
get deported. hope to stay alive and wonder where the nazis are sending you.

 

Obviously you are not a teacher....

Get deported. I'd worry about where I'd end up when I get there, and figure out what to do then.

Would you;

wear your hair in a "mullet"

or

an "afro"

 

they are both bad but i'd have to say the afro before the mullet.

shaved head or comb over style hair

 

Shaved head. Comb-overs are for losers who don't realize how rediculous they look.

Keeping with the bodily hair style theme....

totally shaved or mohawk

 

shaved.

flip flops or sandals?

we'll a i am falling asleep on the computer.. i'm heading for bed, goodnight Bobby.

 

flip flops

a tiki bar at the;

beach

or

poolside

I'm outta here too. My relief just showed up.

 

at the beach

holocaust question

your neighbour is a jew in ww2 poland,

would you hide him and his family in your home, and face certain death if caught.

or

do nothing. too much of a risk for your own family

 

I'd hide them and then think of a way that we could all escape.

Concerning the wearing of kilts, would you;

go regimental and traditional (no undergarments)

or

not