Ranting and Raving

and then often get close to causing there own.

 

Indeed.

 

What?!! You don't use Badger's Arse?! This is the toilet paper of REAL men!

Badger's Arse Toilet Tissue - View Image - Image Poop

 

Are that take me back to the days of cheap and cheerful rough as sandpaper bog paper.

The old backside can't take it anymore, ouch.


Why is the cost of toilet paper is so high for the smooth stuff? Lets face facts people a roll only last a couple of minuets when you add it all up. I demand free toilet paper today!

 

This thread is going no where fast.....I remember good ole daddy...worked as a big, well small builder...We used to have to use building site stuff he brought home...mum used to bring it out before he got home so he ended up being only one using it...Was sort of like greaseproof paper....

They dont know they are born today....

How did we get onto toilet paper??? No thats not a new question either...

 

Oh God, NOT Izal?!

 

Public toilets around here still use the stuff. And why do I have to pay to take a slash, 20p to get in.

 

Time for the first rant of the new year.

Keep Britain Tidy? Not likely... - Telegraph

I am always clearing up my part of the street as my local lazy council full of pigs rather print off newsletters saying how great they are, go and stick it where the sun dose not shine. Whats the bloody point paying council tax when the roads around here look like a rubbish dump? The last time my road was cleaned by a road sweeper was 5 years ago and then they missed some of it.

I do not want to live in a pile of rubbish because the street bins are full and don't get emptied for near on a month and I want my weekly rubbish collection back as well. I'm sick of this every other week trash pick up. And I want stronger bin bags which we had back in the 1980's as well. What the hell a these bin bags of today are? I shall tell you, a total wast of time as they split so easy.

 

I usually hate commercials, but sometimes the ads are better than the show the advertisers are sponsoring!

The best kind kind of ad is where you remember how clever the commercial was, but dont remember the product! (Ad people hate when that happens!)

 

I had to pay to use a railway toilet in Manchester the other day, felt like turning around to the attendant and saying 'sorry mate, why do I have to pay for the privilage of not taking a waz in the lift or on the car park stairs like everyone else?'

 

Too True Stefan.

 

Hmmm, learnt a new expression today...

 

Here's a legit :rant:. As you know, I moved to Houston and my car died of Transmission Cancer. Right now thanks to the move-I don't have the funds to fix the car-so I need to find another way around this Burg as I have no other viable transportation to do so. Heres where the rant comes in: Though I live within the city limits--there are no frigging city busses that run near my home-the nearest place being from 2-3 1/2 miles. Though I live in the city proper-the bus routes have not been changed to reflect this. Also, I love riding bikes and have a Raleigh 10-speed that I ride. However, i'm NOT going to attempt to ride 30 ++ miles on very busy roads that have no shoulders to them and no sidewalks. Thios flat out sucks-and being the city is so big--they wouldn't listen to me if I were so inclined to complain.

(End of :rant: )

 

Whats that Za?

 

In the course of finding a book to answer a question in a post my ficking bookshelve collapsed that is the fourth one in so many months, now what do I do I have more books than shelve space and i have filled every other space I have in the house.No im not selling any to make room much as the Wife would like me to so what is the solution stronger bookcases or can i resist buying any more lovely books ah well im fu....

 

My Rant is people who like "I'm great just ask me". I get very annoyed with them. There are some people at work who are like that and they act like they know everything and yet you ask them a question about the location or some technical issues on some stock and they have no idea. Now I have no problem if they don't know, but then say you don't know, don't act like an idiot and act like you do because I can clearly see that you have no idea.

 

Wltd, buy a new wife

Tomcat, I'm Great with that, just ask me mate.

Stefan, just pay up, I'm fed up making my way thru puddles on trains.

Carl complain...blimey youve got guns, if you cant complain theres no hope for us lot.

ZA.....Is it Health inspection ticket number one...failure to compy will.....

 

Is a NEW WIFE CHEAPER THAN A DECENT BOOKCASE

 

I don't know if you have noticed, it's not so much the divorces that are expensive, it's everything that goes with it.

A couple of days ago I came into work and found a nastygram from the home office concerning a safety inspection I had supposedly done (it was riddled with errors). First, I noticed that it wasn't even my syntax on the report, then I noticed that my name had been forged on the bottom, but where this idiot was stupid, they time stamped for a shift where I wasn't even at work. This morning, my boss asked for a written statement about my find. Someone is either going to get in a lot of trouble-or get fired (my company doesn't tolerate fraudulent reports).

 

Lias, that's the advantage of having a paper trail.
A few days ago, I had this very irritating encounter with a lawyer. He was a director of a certain trade organization that I was supposed to interview for a media campaign against the imposition of additional taxes on a certain industry. When I got there, I briefed him on what I intend to do.
When I mentioned the phrase that taxes are necessary, he immediately blew his top and never let me finished my question. He ranted that I was supposed to side with their association and emphasize that taxes should not be imposed and that I didn't know what I was talking about. He behaved like a spoiled brat. He threatened to phone others not to speak with me because he claimed I didn't know what I was doing.
Okay. I told him if that's his attitude, I'm stopping the interview.
What he didn't realize was that I had already interviewed other companies that belonged to the industry that was against the taxes. They didn't find anything wrong with what I was asking. The complete question was: Taxes are necessary... under what conditions could your industry or association accept the imposition of additional taxes?
The others answered what the conditions should be and emphasized that those conditions were not present, therefore taxes shouldn't be imposed.
When the guys that lawyer called up realized what he was doing, they made him shut up. Apparently, being a lawyer doesn't confer common sense, at least for that guy.