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  1. Kai-Petri

    Kai-Petri Kenraali

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    A very old joke...

    Hitler's General Staff Meeting

    Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.

    "Who vas zat!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe. Nobody said anything.

    "I see," he said, "I vill haff 10 of you shot. Und maybe zen you vill tell me who schneezed, ja?" A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room. Shots were heard, then silence.

    "I vill ask again," yelled Hitler, "who schneezed?" Again, nobody said anything.

    "Very vell," he said, "I vill haff anosser 10 of you shot!" The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them.

    "For ze very last time," screamed Hitler, "who schneezed?"

    Finally the guilty officer could stand no more. He stood up and said, "It vas me, my Führer. I am ze vun who schneezed."

    Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said, "Gesundheit."
     
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  2. C.Evans

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    hah hah haaa. :D

    How about this one?

    What is known as a "Stuka on foot?"
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    "A Panzerfaust." :D
     
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  3. Stefan

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    Since we are not doing good taste in this thread...

    Have any of you heared about the earthuake in Albania on wednesday? 5.6 on the richter scale, loads of homes gone, power and water supplies out, 350,000 albanians missing. The US government has sent food and supplies.....


    Britain, France and Germany each sent 100,000 replacement Albanians.
     
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  4. Friedrich

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    Ha! As always, I liked the Bush's ones! [​IMG]

    And I think this is contradictory, but I have to make a statement to my friend Carl and his good but annoying joke about Paris and the German soldiers...

    Berlin is rather much like Paris: French troops marched victorious into the city in 1806 and the Russians did it too in 1760 and 1945... :rolleyes:

    Friedrich supporting the French? :eek: Yeah... I am half French... :( [​IMG] That explains many things... :rolleyes:

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Kai-Petri

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    Some funny pics:

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    AGAIN MR BUSH?!
     
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  6. Stefan

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    I am sure the caption for the last one should be: 'please miss, whats this word? it looks like TAM only down side up......'
     
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  7. Friedrich

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    Kai: Are the last Bush's picture real?! :eek: Was that book REALLY backwards?!!! :eek:
     
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  8. Kai-Petri

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    Yes, Friedrich! To my knowledge the book was upside down. I remember as it happened and it was on tv etc..

    ;)
     
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    How embarrassing :D :D :D .

    Jet
     
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    Good ol' Bush...if he isn't busy running his country, he's working hard to bring the people of America and the rest of the world some laughs.

    IL DUCE
     
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  11. C.Evans

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    I Feel sorry for that Cat. :cool:
     
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  12. Kai-Petri

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    I remember a couple of years back as German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder was visiting Israel and he was taken to the memorial where eternal fire burns for the memory of the jews died in camps. He was supposed to make the fire go up but he turned the wheel the wrong way and the fire went out....

    THAT´s embarrasing...!!

    :eek:
     
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    Sounds like something that ONLY slick willy clinton could do. :D This is akin to Stalin dropping that sword on the ground after it was presented to him. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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  14. Friedrich

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    Since when you have to be a complete asshole to become a politician?! :rolleyes:
     
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  16. urqh

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    Theres a good parody of the Middle class Daily Mail UK daily paper at http://www.dailynail.co.uk/
    Lots of letters from distusted from Tooting, and much on whats up with all those froggie type headlines..Letters and comments pages are sometimes hillarious but probably more to a sarcastic British sense of humour...
     
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    Problem is, it's funny because it's very similar to the 'real' Daily Mail.....

    ( 'You Couldn't Make It Up !!' )
     
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    Daily Mail: I've heard of it ...

    Is it one of those tabloids????
     
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  19. urqh

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    Erwin, tabloid it certainly is, "one of those"

    It likes to think it is above the usual tabloid fair and has aspirations of growing into a broad sheet....

    If you visit the site, look at the archive section...The mail dont like Johnny foreigner or single mothers, or anyone who doesnt want to return to the days of empire...
     
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    Did anyone happen to see the Simpsons where they made fun of Homer's Odessey (sp?), Joan of Arc, and Hamlet all in one show? :D :D

    Homer: What was that word you said again Joan?
    Lisa (Joan): I'm going to lead the French Army to Victory
    Homer: what's that?!?! we don't even have a word for it!

    Flanders (King of Troy): Now whenever someone gets wood they'll think of Trojan!


    :D :D :D good ol' Simpsons...

    IL DUCE
     
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