The Three Word Story, Part II

popsicles and other

 

forms of confectionary

(we appear to have let Ricky off the hook, re thongs & perverted behaviour. Perhaps 'peverted' is too strong a word, let's substitute with "dubious". Maybe he has gone into hiding? Or maybe he is planning a swift & bloody reprisal?!!) :lol:

 

which were delicious.

(I've been away visiting relatives for the weekend.
You should all be glad that Roel has not given me the power to ban members! :angry: )

 

Nearly as delicious

(last post, I'm off to the states for 3 weeks to escape the "wrath of Ricky" )

 

as roasted people

(you will all suffer... )

 

who previously had

( Sorry Sorry Grovel Grovel. It was all Simons fault)

 

all blamed Simon

(Me too!)

 

who was guilty

(It's true! It's true!)

(Re: the wrath of Ricky, he certainly won't be getting those powers now! )

 

of offending Ricky

 

. In the meantime

 

sonofecthelion's cackling dementia

(Blame me will you! You were all in on it too!!!)

 

and morbid incontenence!

 

were causing great

 

distress to his

(so, it was all Simon's fault, eh?... )

 

fellow jacuzzi users

(Umm, how do I put it without dropping him in it completely?? YES it was all him) :lol:

 

, and all because

(Right... Roel, can I have Admin Powers? Pleeeease? Alstublieft?)

 

of the terrible

(you can't ban him from the forum. Who will we pick on next??) :lol:

 

effects of toast

(Simon, your wife has managed to let you off the hook. You should rush out now & buy her some flowers! )

 

on the Toastinator.

(Hey Ricky, what did I tell you about "u" being formal)

 

The Toastinator's wife

(Comment 1: Roel - where did I use 'u'?)
(Comment 2: Shouldn't Caroline's rank be 'Mrs Toastinator'? )