The Three Word Story, Part II

Super Deluxe Version

 

a giant device

 

looking awfully big

(euhm, guys, whats a "thong"? can't find a translation for it in dutch so i have no idea of what i'm talking about)

 

and rather uncomfortable

(For goodness sake, someone who is Bi-lingual, tell him what a thong is!!)

 

but very revealing

(Ummm... an item of underwear, not unlike a G-string. I would probably not advise Googling to find an example! )

 

due to its

 

being a thong

(apparently - I tried an online translator - the Dutch for 'thong' is 'thong'! )

 

ectreem large size


(oops, forgot that google can be used to find out what words mean )

 

was required because

(Steady now! )

 

of the extreme

(be nice! :evil: )
(Quillin - I warn you that you might get some 'interesting' images if you google for 'thong'. :roll: )

 

nature of the

 

explicit content in

(Quillin, I really can't help you, there doesn't appear to be any better translation or explanation than the one given by Thong-collecting expert Ricky)

 

so far as

(post decent picture of a thong please)

 

it was underwear


(david - does such a thing exist?
Maybe that 'Sloggi' ad is the closest thing)

 

of a skimpy

 

and uncomfortable nature.

(rather like floss for your butt!)

 

Thus the plot

 

degenerated to gutter

 

whilst Ricky pondered

 

upon members habits

( me no monk Hi Ho, Hi Ho it's off to work I go!!)