The Three Word Story, Part II

boring to death

 

of certain people

 

who disliked hamsters.

(I think we managed a whole paragraph there which made reasonable sense! )

 

Roel's Ultimate Weapon

(that must be a record - a whole paragraph!)

 

consisted of a

 

giant pink thong

(say dos vadanja (bey bey) to reason, time to bring the thongs back in the story )

 

folded to resemble

 

Rickys finest quill

 

made from ostrich

(Roel, how many thongs have you seen?? I really wouldn't like to fold a thong.. :lol: :lol: )

 

-preferred wool which

(Quillin said it was a giant thong, I assumed there would be more cloth on a giant thong)

 

Itched like buggery.

(can you say buggery on this forum?)

If not, I'll delete.

 

The Hamster legions

(Buggery, is that even a dirty word?)

 

marched on rome


(it means anal sex)

 

in their thousands

 

though they had

 

forgot their picnic

 

and had to

 

make do with

 

cold tripe with

 

treacle and salt.