'this' or 'that

Oh come on!
Swiss (since Belgian wasn't in the choices)

Knife or Watch?

 

Watch.

Dive bomber

or

Level bomber?

 

Dive Bomber.

Dauntless or Helldiver?

 

Dauntless

Target: Ship

or

Target: Enemy troops

 

Ship - a bigger and more obvious target.

Pillboxes or trenches?

 

Pillboxes please

And in them:
Paracetemol or Ibuprofen?

 

aziz

Paracetamol (Not allowed Ibrufen with thrombosis!!!)

Boots or Holland and Barrat?

(Why are there no Asprins in the Jungle??)

 

Because the parrots eat 'em all...
My 4-year old knows that one!

Boots.

Jack or Wellington?

 

aziz

JACK.
Beanstalk or Sprat?

 

Sprat. (No more fishy puns, please!)


Fat?

Or

Lean?

 

Lean.

Rotary

or

Fixed wing?

 

Fixed.

Bunkers or tunnels?

 

Bunkers


Mountains

or


Desert?

 

Desert.

Sweet?

Or

Pudding?

 

Pudding!

Jam roly-poly

or

Treacle sponge



(I so wanted to say 'spotted dick'....it always makes me snigger, but I wasn't sure if the 'foreign types' that post on here would understand that I wasn't being rude )

 

Treacle sponge. (Although neither is too good for the waistline).

Spotted dick, isn't that a euphanism for "Your flies are undone!"

School dinners?

Or

Canteen?

 

Ohhh, tough call. Canteen - the food is just as bad, but at least you don't have hundreds of screaming children.


Fishfingers

or

sausages

 

Sausages, please -- Cumberland if possible

Chips or Mash?

 

Chips....not fries, too thin, nothing beats a British chip.


In newspaper

or

On a plate

 

Newspaper - except nowadays you get fancy chip-paper, not newspaper.


Broadsheet or Tabloid