Why I don't like John Wayne

Madeleine of Sweden? The lovely green-eyed princess?

Bah! It could be a good-looking prince too...

 

I hope the avatar's not anything to go by then

No.9

 

I guess we´re ready for this then:

Weird Sex Laws
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

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Believe it or not: in my hometown of: Kingsville, Texas this law is STILL on the books as a law, that: "It is against the law for two pigs to have sex in the street."

 

Carl,

But is it okay for THREE or more pigs to do it, then??

 

Kai--you nasty-mind-you.

I wouldnt be surprised if they did let three do it.

 

Com'on Carl!!!

Sam Jaffe wasn't in "Sahara" with Bogey. J. Carrol Naish was the Italian.

 

WOAH--you know what--you are correct my friend. I dont know how on earth I got those two mixed up?

My only and lame excuse is--that I havent watched Sahara in about 4 or so years, BUT--I will watch it as I have it on DVD (was a Christmas gift from my friend--Sarge) and ill do so After the John Wayne Marathon is over.

PS--im Still moving junk (stuff) into my new apartment. Ill send you my address as soon as I remember to bring it with me to the library

 

Supposing the person’s name is ‘Bates’ (Shades of Cpt. Pugwash for the UK members)

A lady put a dollar in her dog’s mouth and sent him to the corner store to get her regular paper. Dog doesn’t come back so she goes looking. Finds the dog with a bitch having as session down an alley. She grabs the dog and says; “You’ve never acted like that before!”
Dog says; “I’ve never had the money before!”

Hmmm…….ergo muff diving is legal?

Boy, could they use that law in LA!

So the only Frenchmen in Alexandria are monks or priests?


No.9

 

And this dirty talk came from talking about why we do or don't like John Wayne....that's bloody priceless.

We have stupid laws like that...none as dirty though:

If you rob a bank and ride on a horse into the sunset, the police cannot arrest you.

*shakes head*

IL DUCE

 

Im not clear on the meaning as to your last post Duce? Can you please re-phrase it for this Texan?

If its anti-Waffen Kulture--dont even bother to 'splain.

 

He! I think this 'relaxed-moral' chatting is kind of Friedrich's fault...

 

Carl:

I live in Calgary...the "Cow-town" of Cananda. There's a law here that says if a man robs a bank, and rides on his horse out of town and into the sunset, it is illegal for the police to follow him and arrest him.

A stupid law, but it still exists....yay city politics!

Hope it cleared it up for you.

IL DUCE

 

About as dumb a law as the one in Kingsville Tx about two pigs not allowed to have sex in the street. apparently whomever makes these up--has wayyyyyy toooooooo much time on their hands--I think they should try gardening.

 

If John Wayne was at Iwo Jima he could stand on the top of Mt. Suribachi with a Colt 45 and mow down every Japanese on the island.

 

Pah, Chuck Norris would take Iwo Jima just by looking at it.

My compliments on your defunct thread raising ability.

 

An excellent excuse to thrash the John Ford and Arthur Miller fans

 

One reason I never cared for John Wayne. The cheese factor. He's as bad as Clint Eastwood.

 

not likely he got shot on that mountain .. ha ha