Dammit, they're on to us! Quick, we'll have to take over their minds before they can spread the word...
Don't worry everything is perfectly fine. The admins do not wish to control you. Now please step into this room with only a chair, a lot of scary devices and no means of escape and just like me you'll end up a lot happier. This message was in no way forced upon me by the admins.
Listen to Stix, people, he's talking sense. Sense not pummeled into him by the Admins. We deny everything.
CSP, please reply with either a yes or a no. No reasoning required. Do you think musical quality can be objectively verified?